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Anonymous asked:

Josh was giving video games to teenagers claiming they're "birthday" gifts. Doesn't this look suspicious to you?

valkyrstudios:

Do you mean “suspicious” the way most people mean suspicious in that context? If so…

No it doesn’t look suspicious, you cynical asshole. He’s just nice. Like… ridiculously nice. Clark Kent looks like a drug lord compared to this guy. That’s something a lot of people ought to be emulating. Not being skeptical little shits about.

More importantly, if you’re going to accuse someone of ulterior motives behind gifts, at least have the balls to come off anon when you do it, you bloody coward.

I needed this today :3

We’re in a really sad era right now where nothing is allowed to be a joke anymore. I make a lot of jokes as part of my job, but nobody calls them jokes anymore. We call them “trolling.” That’s what we think comedy is now. If you make a statement on the Internet, people will think it’s one hundred percent sincere, or an insulting trolling attempt. There’s no in-between anymore. That glorious landscape between sincerity and trolling known as “Just fucking kidding around” doesn’t seem to exist anymore.
Jim Sterling (via valkyrstudios)

valkyrstudios:

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backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

Tumblr is largely more uneducated than a 6th grader, and proud of it. #publiceducation

You guys aren’t even following pemdas

I always knew PEMDAS would come in handy. Also, telling someone to be prepared for a school shooting because a teacher took away an iPAD? What the fuck is wrong with you?

'MERICA!

oh god first imperial vs metric, and now pemdas vs bedmas?

why pemdas? last I check it’s freaking math class not english >:T

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

How did you decide that Ascentia was going to be gay?

valkyrstudios:

Flipped a coin one day while I was writing Doomsday Ascending. Heads, she was gay. Tails, she was straight, and if it balanced on it’s edge she was Bi.

It was heads.

I wonder if there’s a writer that does the for everything.

"hmmm, heads a wonderful wedding with some drama, or tails clique villain intervention?" *coin flip* "tails…"

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